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احمرعين كتب:hi batta

thanks alot for all you have herein used to bring... Really i enjoy most of them if not all...i laughed like i have never been laughed and learnt too... Thanks for offering us a time to laugh after we are about to forget laughing...please keep going this way always.... Thanks for keeping this board alive , attractive and amusing too.
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batta كتب:
thanks alot a7mar 3ain>

its been nice 2 have u around,keep comin,n i promise2

provide u more laughters


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the following scene took place on an american airlines flight between chicago and toronto.

A white woman, about 52 years old, was seated next to a black man. Obviously disturbed by this, she called the air hostess.

“madam, what is the matter” the hostess asked.

You obviously do not see it then ? She responded. You placed me next to a black man. I do not agree to sit next to someone from such a repugnant group. Give me an alternative seat.

“be calm please” the hostess replied. “almost all the seats on this flight are taken. I will go to see if another place is available.”

the hostess went away and then came back a few minutes later and said “madam, just as i thought, there are no other available seats in the economy class. I spoke to the captain and he informed me that there is also no seat in the business class. All the same, we still have one place in the first class.”

before the woman could say anything, the hostess continued. “it is not usual for our company to permit someone from the economy class to sit in the first class however, given the circumstances the captain feels that it would be scandalous to make someone sit next to someone so disgusting.”

she turned to the black guy, and said. “therefore, sir, if you would like to, please take your hand luggage because a seat awaits you in the first class.”

at the moment, the other passengers who were shocked by what they had just witnessed stood up and applauded.

Moral: All mankind is from adam and eve. A white has no superiority over a black, nor does a black have any superiority over white except by piety and good action.
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عنصرية يا امريكان (اوباما رئيس لا تتميز)
لافرق بين البشر لا بالون ولا بالدين
الا بالجهد والعمل
لافرق بين عربي ولا عجمي الا بالتقوي
كلنا لادم وادم من تراب[/align][/size][/color]
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When Snake is alive, Snake eats Ants.
When Snake is dead, Ants eat Snake.
Time can turn at any time.
Don’t neglect anyone in your life.
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Never make the same mistake twice,
There are so many new ones,
Try a different one each day.
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A good way to change someone’s attitude is to change your own.
Because, the same sun that melts butter, also hardens clay!
Life is as we think, so think beautifully.
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Life is just like a sea, we are moving without an end.
Nothing stays with us,
what remains is just the memories of some people who touched us as Waves..
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